“Well, it is certainly no disrespect to anyone that is vegan or vegetarian. As you know, I am the most judgment free human being on the earth. However, it has many interpretations, but for me this evening, if we don’t stand up for what we believe in and if we don’t fight for our rights, pretty soon we’re going to have as much rights as the meat on our bones. And, I am not a piece of meat.”
-Gaga to DeGeneres, on her flesh dress.
Oh, Gaga, most judgement free human. You don’t think that makes sense, do you? You’re not taking advantage of our base levels of intelligence by somehow comparing wearing slabs of dead cows to social equality? I guess Gaga believes that the meat part of us is able to be separated from the rest of us. Which is most certainly not possible while you are still breathing. Hi, I’d like to sign up for the military. Well, I’m sorry, sir, but records are showing that the the meat on your bones is gay. We’d be thrilled to have you, of course, but about that meat…. Why can’t she just admit she was being fucking weird? Better yet, why didn’t she try to pin it on something like “awards shows are just another venue People magazine gets to blow a load all over fashion choices?” or “Being in the public eye makes me a piece of meat!” You know, something that actually might be able to warrant stapling steak tartare on yourself. I mean, come on, GooGoo. When my mom saw that meat dress, she worried about Ellen’s couch being “coated with salmonella.” She did not say “Oh, so she’s against Don’t Ask Don’t Tell, too?” Nobody’s questioning your ever-present and very sincere plight to secure gay rights. But none of your fans are really questioning your bat shit crazy outfit choices, either. So you know, unless your wearing a skin suit out of Sarah Palin, perhaps it is best to keep the two separate.